Monthly Archives: March 2008

I Make My Living

I make my living stealing people’s ID’s.

Posted in Behavior, Money, Work | 3 Comments

Bad Breath

My breath stinks! I don’t care!!!

Posted in Relationships | 2 Comments

Broken Promise

I gave him my fruit on the promise we’d always be together. He left as soon as he tasted it.

Posted in Disappointment, Lies, love, Relationships, Sex | 5 Comments

Stalker

I liked having a stalker… It made me feel wanted

Posted in Behavior, Relationships | 2 Comments

Water and Land

I feel more at home in the water than on land

Posted in Environment, Self | Leave a comment

Sadness

I smile to hide the sadness

Posted in Life, Self | 1 Comment

Sharing Thoughts

I would give you so much more than a penny if you would only share your thoughts

Posted in Life, love, Relationships | 6 Comments

Life Color

I don’t know how to color my life

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Taxes

I haven’t filed my taxes for five years. I make over $100,000 a year

Posted in Money | 3 Comments

Naked

I can’t keep my clothes on

Posted in Self, Sex | 2 Comments