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Thanksgiving Dinner

People should have to kill their Thanksgiving dinner

I Bought My Girlfriend

The designer bag I bought my girlfriend was a fake.

I Need More

I need more spice in my life.

Magazine Man

I want a magazine man–not my husband that drinks beer and watches TV all day.

I’m Ready To Move On

I said i’d wait forever. I think I’m going to move on.

If You Had Only Asked Me

I would have gone anywhere, if you had only asked.

I Wish He’d Stop

I wish he’d stop playing games and notice me.

Breaking Windows

I break windows when no one is looking.

I Secretly

I secretly give my milk to the dog each morning.

I Only Pretend

I only pretend to be the leader of the pack. In reality, I’m scared shitless.