People should have to kill their Thanksgiving dinner
The designer bag I bought my girlfriend was a fake.
I need more spice in my life.
I want a magazine man–not my husband that drinks beer and watches TV all day.
I said i’d wait forever. I think I’m going to move on.
I would have gone anywhere, if you had only asked.
I break windows when no one is looking.
I secretly give my milk to the dog each morning.
I only pretend to be the leader of the pack. In reality, I’m scared shitless.