My life would dance for the right person.
I waited and waited and waited and waited and waited, FUCK YOU!
I’m 25 and still waiting for my first kiss.
The designer bag I bought my girlfriend was a fake.
I want a magazine man–not my husband that drinks beer and watches TV all day.
I said i’d wait forever. I think I’m going to move on.
I would have gone anywhere, if you had only asked.
I love chocolate more than my marriage.
I can see through all your cheating and lies.