Category Archives: Money

I Bought My Girlfriend

The designer bag I bought my girlfriend was a fake.

Posted in Behavior, Lies, Life, love, Money, Relationships | Leave a comment

Global Warming

I buy land inland in hopes of global warming.

Posted in Behavior, Environment, Money | 4 Comments

I Make My Living

I make my living stealing people’s ID’s.

Posted in Behavior, Money, Work | 3 Comments

Taxes

I haven’t filed my taxes for five years. I make over $100,000 a year

Posted in Money | 3 Comments