Category Archives: Sex

No man wants me

I have nothing up top to hide. I think that’s probably why no man wants me.

Posted in Belief, Image, love, Self, Sex | 4 Comments

Snow White Great Sex

I believe that Snow White and the seven dwarfs had great sex together

Posted in Belief, Relationships, Sex | 2 Comments

Wandering Eyes

I say your eyes, but it’s something else that I’m always looking at.

Posted in Behavior, love, Relationships, Sex | 1 Comment

Insurance Agent

I had sex with my insurance agent.

Posted in Behavior, Relationships, Sex | 3 Comments

My Favorite Place

My favorite place is on the pool table.

Posted in Behavior, Relationships, Sex | 3 Comments

Broken Promise

I gave him my fruit on the promise we’d always be together. He left as soon as he tasted it.

Posted in Disappointment, Lies, love, Relationships, Sex | 5 Comments

Naked

I can’t keep my clothes on

Posted in Self, Sex | 2 Comments

In the Closet

Some would say that it is wrong. So nobody knows I’m gay.

Posted in Fear, Lies, Life, Relationships, Self, Sex | 7 Comments

This is where I had sex with my wife for the first time

Posted in Behavior, Sex | 4 Comments