I have a special bank account specifically for sex!
I have nothing up top to hide. I think that’s probably why no man wants me.
I believe that Snow White and the seven dwarfs had great sex together
I say your eyes, but it’s something else that I’m always looking at.
I had sex with my insurance agent.
My favorite place is on the pool table.
I gave him my fruit on the promise we’d always be together. He left as soon as he tasted it.
I can’t keep my clothes on
Some would say that it is wrong. So nobody knows I’m gay.