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I secretly give my milk to the dog each morning.

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I only pretend to be the leader of the pack. In reality, I’m scared shitless.

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I think the whole organic trend is a huge marketing ploy.

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I’m tired of trying to blend in.

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I love chocolate more than my marriage.

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I have a special bank account specifically for sex!

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I’m looking for my twin. I know she is out there. Find me!!

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I can see through all your cheating and lies.

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I want to succeed!!

To laugh often and much
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children…
to leave the world a bit better…
to know even one life had breathed easier
because you had lived,
that is to have succeeded.

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My legs make men weep and I love it

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